{"title":"Merchandise","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"my-little-squatty-potty-key-ring","title":"My Little Squatty Potty","description":"\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #e8e8e1; padding: 15px 0; cursor: pointer;\"\u003e\n  \u003csummary style=\"list-style: none; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.1em;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding-top: 15px; line-height: 1.6; color: #555;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"product__block product__block--description rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat is this? A stool for ants!!?? 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